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boys who want to be girls
standing in line taking a number
girls who want to be boys
swallowing pills wearing cucumbers

girls who want to be boys
making the choice not to be blond and dumb
boys who want to be girls
playing with dolls instead of cap guns

boys who want to be girls
get frequent urges for plastic surgeons
girls who want to be boys
grow mustaches instead of lashes

girls who to be boys
play the tuba in marching band
boys who want to be girls
waving pom-poms from the stands

isn’t it strange how times have changed?

boys who want to be girls change
their name from joe to janet
girls who want to be boys
take control over the planet

girls who want to be boys
eating beef instead of Twinkies
boys who want to be girls
drinking tea with erect pinkies

boys who want to be girls
baking biscuits in the kitchen
girls who want to be boys
out playing golf and going fishing

girls who want to be boys
bringing home the family bread
boys who want to be girls
wearing bonnets on their head

isn’t it strange how times have changed?