surfer joe went down to the beach
down to the beach in his brain
the undertow pulled him out of reach
as he was teaching the waves to behave
surfer joe!

surfer joe swam down in the dark
down in the dark in his mind
that’s where he met an invisible shark who said
“ good thing i’m blind; there’s nothing to find” it said
“ good thing i’m blind; there’s nothing to find”

surfer joe! (deep-sea monster noises)

surfer joe found a bubble of air
way deep inside his skull
it turned out to be an octopus lair
where he was molested by tentacles

surfer joe swam into the light
into the light in his head
what he thought was the way outside was actually
just a net of jellyfish thread
just a net of jellyfish thread
was actually just a net of jellyfish thread

surfer joe!