Chipmunk of Ugly’s gonna pounce on you
it’s gonna nibble yer brain like a walnut too
it’s scampering down
chit chattering down
a chipmunk of ugly
munching acorns on your table
chewing your telephone cable
a chipmunk of ugly

Chipmunk of Ugly’s gonna stomp on your roses
it’s gonna twist and tangle your garden hoses
it’s ready to invade
piss in your lemonade
a chipmunk of ugly
it’s gonna mess with your funk
you’d wish it was a skunk
a chipmink of ugly