Yeah baby
I vacuum in the nude
Plug in the cord and boogie
Suck up the dust and a cockroach or two
Yes indeed I do
And it’s okay

I vacuum in the nude
It’s my patriotic duty yeah
Some people think I’m a little tutti-frutti
But that’s simply not true

When I vacuum in the nude
Yes indeed I do
I vacuum in the nude
Read the paper too
When I vacuum in the nude
With my vacuum!

Hippopotamus potatmus

Ooh yeah baby
I vacuum in the nude
Squeeze out the juice big daddy
I don’t care if I sing out of tune
As long as I keep the beat yeah
I vacuum in the nude
Bake a batch of chocolate cookies yeah
Cobwebs in the corner
Toothpaste in the tube
All night long I scrub and clean

When I vacuum in the nude
Yes indeed I do
I vacuum in the nude
Mend my stockings too
When I vacuum in the nude
With my vacuum

There’s a twinkle in my eye
When I vacuum in the nude
I’m no ordinary guy
When I vacuum in the nude
I vacuum in the nude with my vacuum
I vacuum in the nude when the floor is dirty