We are the world’s ugliest band
We are the world’s ugliest band
We got the chicks we got the fans
We are the world’s ugliest band

Jed’s beard is untamed
Oin looks like a crane
Neil’s teeth are quite stained
We like to repeat refrains

We are the world’s ugliest band
We are the world’s ugliest band
Won’t you stand up and give us a hand?
We are the ugliest band

Jed’s nails are bright yellow
Oin’s nose hairs glow
Neil has no shadow
Something that ends with “O”
And so are you

We are the world’s ugliest band
(In case you haven’t figured it out by now)

Jed is tall and weird
Oin can’t grow a beard
The sight of Neil is feared
Cheers to our queer career!

We are so ugly
And so are you