Dry feet don’t step in the puddle
Dull pin don’t pop no bubble now
Fred Flintstone digs bones in the rubble
One plus one makes one to the double
Yeah dry feet don’t step in the puddle

Dry feet don’t step in the puddle
Old man Jones he likes to grumble
Oily footballs make for fumbles
Egg-less cookie has the tendency to crumble
Dry feet don’t step in the puddle!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Dry feet don’t step in the puddle
Magic mushroom cosmic fungal
Cosmonaut gets stuck in the Hubble
Blood cut off makes limb go tingle
Dry feet don’t step in the puddle

Nah nah nahnahnahnah nah nah

Shake your rubber chicken finger lickin’

Sponge it up sponge it up sponge it up now
Three men in the tub
Sponge it up sponge it up sponge it up now
A rub a dub dub