I never understood why people put their faith in fashion
It comes and it goes
I’d rather be uncool than some freak attraction
Always turning up my nose

Life’s a page out of Cosmopolitan
The Uptown scene looks just like Vogue
Cool is boring
Let’s go bowling

I’ve never figured out the kids in my generation
They seem so old
The glamorous life can be so complicated
And full of false gold
Selling souls just to get some action
On cheap champagne and low-grade blow
Next weekend
Let’s go bowling…
Let’s just go bowling
I’d rather be bowling

NO MORE BORING TELEVISION WHORING
LET’S GO BOWLING NOW

The steady stream of people bowling looks just like an ocean
Wave after wave
Maybe I’m hallucinating but I think it’s better
Than rave after rave
It’s Saturday night and I’m flat with no fizz
I wanna relearn how to be a kid
Cool is boring
Let’s go bowling
Let’s just go bowling
I’d rather be bowling

NO MORE BORING TELEVISION WHORING
LET’S GO BOWLING NOW

Say it softly like a mantra now
Let’s go bowling
It’s my solid rock it’s my sacred cow
Let’s go bowling
Lose yourself in the Zen of the moment
Don’t say why but when are we going
Next weekend let’s go bowling

Let’s go bowling
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Let’s go bowling
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